Dear Old Man Driving the red car on the Parkway.
I'm sorry that after 2 1/2 miles of driving on the scenic parkway your car was stuck on the bridge. Those corners can get tight for cars. I hope the police found you safe and stuck in your car.
I too enjoy the parkway in the springtime. It's fun, and has lots of passersby walking and biking. I see you got a little creative trying to avoid all the road construction.
Please accept my deepest apologies when I ask the authorities to revoke your license.
Sincerely,
Steph Slater
1 comment:
You are hillarious!
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